Report concerning Mitsuru Ikeda:
Mitsuru Ikeda. 12th grade at Ryokuto High. Born in March. Blood type A.
Was the dorm head last year. Shinobu Tezuka's roommate.
He's supposed to be the oldest son of Kouryu Temple in Taitou Ward, but he's actually adopted.
No information available about his real parents.
His younger brother Masato was born two weeks afterwards.
Has many female fans.
He received 47 chocolates on Valentine's Day last year.
There's an unconfirmed report that he may have been part of a gang in his jr. high school days.
Notable feature: The injuries to the face heal in less than a minute.
Hmm. Pretty accurate.
Next?
Let's see.
Hey, here's one for Shun.
Shun Kisaragi: 11th grade in Ryokuto High.
Born in September. Blood type AB.
Lives next door to Shinobu Tezuka.
The oldest son of the owner of ``Inn Kisaragi'' in Shizuoka.
Biologically male, but his appearance,
including the long hair, is nothing but female.
How insulting!
He has two sisters. Reina, 13 years old and Yui.
Hey, they got that wrong. Reina's my brother.
I wouldn't blame them if they made that mistake.
No, I can't stand it. What a lousy report!
This Is Greenwood
Subtitled by Operation_X
Sister.
The water's still cold, isn't it?
What was that for, Shinobu?!
Nagisa! If you're a girl, act like one!
Don't pick on your brother!
But he picked on me!
Shinobu, apologize.
Then, I'll let you have this back.
Oh, Radar Operation game?
If you want it, keep it.
Nagisa!
How many times do I have to tell you not to waste things!
Why can't you act like Shinobu?
My life has been totally devoted...
to my revenge against Shinobu.
The hatred of an elder sister against her overachiever brother...
I've tried every means to find any of Shinobu's weaknesses.
I even kidnapped Shinobu's roommate Mitsuru Ikeda, but ...
First, take his clothes off.
Yes!
Even that didn't work against the cold blooded Shinobu.
Please read volume 2 of the comic book for all the gory details.
And I have to endure under Shinobu's presence.
I've been hurt so bad,
I'll never be able to recover again.
I've had enough of men.
Men...
______A.
Aye!____
______B.
Here.___
______C.
Here.___
______D.
Here.___
Good.
I have some news today.
I...
I've had enough of pretty boys.
Starting today,
I'm going after girls.
Hello.
You're pretty.
Do you want some allowance?
My room is right here.
If you do what I tell you,
I'll give you as much as you want.
Allowance?
Yes. How much do you want?
30 thousand yen ($250 US).
Oh dear.
Welcome back.
Have a pleasant time.
I just bought this mansion.
It was cheap, but it was in a convenient location,
so I bought it on an impulse.
What beautiful hair.
You're so cute...
Morning, Suka-chan.
Stop that!
About time you wake up. Breakfast in the cafe is already over, you know ...
I wanna sleep.
Aren't ya going home this year?
Reina is coming over today.
So, we're gonna stay over at a relative's place tonight and tomorrow.
Then we're going home the next day.
You're... a boy?!
I've been tricked!
I didn't lie!
I never said I was a girl!
But I can't believe this..
What's your name?
Reina Kisaragi.
WHAT?!
Do you happen to have a brother attending Ryokuto High?
Yup. My brother's name is Shun.
He's the long haired kid next door to Shinobu.
Tsk, what a stupid report.
They said Reina Kisaragi is his sister.
I see. You're Shun Kisaragi's brother.
How fortunate... to have a pawn for revenge
walk right into my hands.
Ouch!
I'm still a child!
If you don't treat me well, I'm gonna be delinquent!
SILENCE!
You don't seem to know what position you're in, do you?
Keep an eye on this kid.
Handle her with care.
A, come over here.
Yes, ma'am.
This day will be the worst day of humiliation for you, Shinobu.
How cruel of her to make that girl cry.
I'm not good at dealing with girls, you know?
I want some steamed cheese bread.
What?!
I wanna eat some steamed cheese bread.
Now what?
You go buy it.
Do you think our lady will pay for it afterwards?
Make sure you get the receipt.
Yeah...
This is it! This feeling of satisfaction.
I'm engulfed in the flames of revenge!
A, get the phone.
Aye!
Get ready, Shinobu.
Reina took the bullet train early this morning.
He should be here pretty soon,
so do you want to come with me to get some snacks for him?
Is that why you woke me up?!
Mitsuru Ikeda-kun in room 211.
Phonecall for you.
Hello, this is Ikeda speaking.
Hello. I'm Nasu from Shiroizumi High.
Huh?
I'm sorry to phone you so suddenly.
My sister asked me to...
Hhm.
My sister, Yukie, wants to talk with Ikeda-san real badly.
Here she is.
Hello, Mitsuru-kun? I'm Yukie.
I saw you in town, and since then, I've been crazy about you.
Leave your room thru the window and climb over the wall.
I have a hostage.
If you don't do what I say, your friend will be very sad.
Hostage?
Who could it be?
Good boy. Now go to the tobacco shop 40 meters to the east.
I wanna eat Ajimi Dou's lemon pie.
Shuddup. Stay quiet.
I'm at puberty! If you don't treat me well, I'm gonna tell that lady!
Now what?
Damn it.
I'll go buy the thing.
D, look after the kid, alright?
Sure.
What was it anyway?
Ajimi Dou's lemon pie.
Let's see... Steamed cheese bread.
It's been a while, Shinobu-san.
Nice to know you're still doing well.
You haven't changed a bit, have you?
Let me get this straight first.
I can see every single move you make.
So, do what I say.
Certainly not. I intend to avoid getting involved with you.
I'm going back to my room to take a nap.
Wait! Don't you care what happens to the hostage?
Of course not.
I'm sure that person would be happy to be assaulted
by a beautiful lady like you.
Good bye.
Stop!!
Wait, Mitsuru-kun! I want to talk to you just a little more!
Don't you even want to know who the hostage is?
If you want to tell me, please, go ahead.
OK, I'll tell you.
I have Reina Kisaragi here.
You don't want to make your neighbor Shun cry, do you?
If that's the case, I'll at least hear your demand.
That's the spirit.
First, go over to Hanayume Park 400 meters away.
But you must run as fast as you can!
You know, I've got things to do...
I understand. I'll call you again.
Mitsuru-kun, goodbye!
Run fast all the way, get it?
I'll know right away if you don't.
Well then, RUN!
That was a weird call.
Hello.
Go over to the 9th floor of the Flower_Residence.
Now, let's see.
Shinobu!
What's up?
Uh, I'm gonna go buy some tiramisu.
Will you take over guarding this kid?
What about B and C?
Both of them went shopping.
WHAT?!
See you later.
_
I wonder where Shinobu phoned from.
Flower_Residence?
Better check it out.
Yeah, one lemon pie.
Can I get a receipt?
That's...
Suka-chan.
_
Suka-chan.
What is it?
Over there.
_
Don't you recognize him?
That's Shinobu-sempai's sister's ...
What's he doing here?
He's suspicious...
real suspicious.
SHIII-NOOOOO
BUUUUU
This room is stuffy!
Deal with it.
You look stuffy, too.
Why you...
Don't you understand the situation you're in?!
I feel so bad. I wanna take a shower.
sho-wer?
He could be just on a shopping trip.
He's not acting that suspicious.
Come on.
He's suspicious enough walking near Greenwood.
I think you're overreacting.
And you're underreacting.
If he's around, so is Shinobu-sempai's sister, right?
That sister of Shinobu-sempai...
We're talking about a deranged psychopathic Sadist-Masochist queen sister.
She's gotta be up to something!
We went through hell with her.
This time, we'll strike first.
_
You're ...
_
I see.
I get the picture!
Ajimi Dou's lemon pie...
WHERE THE HELL IS SHINOBU?!!
Coward!
SHINOBU
HATE
About time, I guess...
We don't carry anything like that.
You don't?
Listen. We only carry video game cartridges.
Get it?
Isn't tiramisu the name of a video game?
Are you just screwing around?!!
No, of course not, heheh! S-sorry...
Don't peep, alright?
The more she says don't, the more I want to.
_
There he is.
How dare he mock me.
Damn... can't tell which floor he went to.
Look!
(Ms._Nagisa_Tezuka) Room_909?!
Let's take the stairs!
You're...
What're you doing here?!
And I could ask you the same thing!
Stop fooling around!!
What happened to running?!
You didn't think I'd honestly do what you told me to do, did you?
You will, soon.
Listen. This is an order.
Come over to room 909 of the Flower_Residence.
Shut up!
Hasukawa?
Mitsuru-sempai!
Huh?
Shun?
By the way, Shinobu-san.
You wouldn't want Reina-chan to get hurt on your way over here, would you?
Or else, what would Shun-kun think about you?
So, why don't you beg for the safety of Reina-chan to me, right now!
So, what do you propose I do?
Prostrate yourself where you are, facing my direction.
I'd like to give you a piece of advice...
NO MORE TALK!!
DO IT NOW!!
The door's unlocked ...
I've been dreaming of Shinobu's prostration.
This is the moment of my life!
What's he doing?!
What're you doing there?!
And what are you guys up to?!
Reina!
Oniisama (Big brother)!
Big brother.
What're you doing here?
I told you not to accept invitations from strangers.
A scary lady took me here.
So, kidnapping again?
That's... a boy?
What're you doing there?!
If you continue to mock me, I'll make a mess out of the kid's face!!!
I'm not mocking at all.
I just wanted you to hear my advice.
I don't need your bloody advice!
Now now...
I suggest you look around to what's going on in your home.
A!
My lady! I'm sorry!
What's going on?
Oh no! Shinobu will get here!!
Let me through!
Come on!
Shinobu is coming!!
I have decided to accept your invitation.
I thought I warned you not to repeat your stupidity again.
This gun is not an expensive replica like yours.
It's only a cheap toy.
Shinobu-sempai!
Why didn't come over yourself in the first place?!
Forget it.
Do you expect him to run around himself?
Besides, you guys took care of this case anyway.
You owe me for this one.
I will.
I'll buy you a new blouse.
Really? What's up with you today?
Heheh, I got lots of allowance now!
Aaah! I didn't know tiramisu was a cake.
Did you?
What's going on?
We're moving.
I can't live in a dangerous place like this,
or else we'll never know when Shinobu might strike again!
Why do I have to suffer all the time?
Look, they got a report on Shinobu, too.
Why does she have to have a report on her own brother from a PI?
Shinobu Tezuka. Born December. Blood type AB. 12th Grade at Ryokuto High.
Totally wicked personality.
His attitude of not considering his sister as a sister
is cold-blooded and treacherous.
His sister Nagisa was gifted with beauty and intelligence,
but has been suppressed by the one sided attack of Shinobu.
He deserves his sister's revenge, and he has to suffer humility!
That's right. He deserves it!
That's her writing alright.
Why are you impressed!?
All three of you have weird siblings! Don't you have any normal ones?!
Well, somebody as deranged as Nagisa-san is hard to find.
It also depends on how you define normal.
Our family is normal.
But no matter how I look....
Hey, here's the one for Hasukawa.
_
Kazuya Hasukawa: Born in January. Blood type A.
He fell in love with his brother's fiance, Sumire Kitani, in 9th grade.
But before he could tell her, he was hospitalized by a stress induced ulcer.
What the hell's that report?!
Wait. This is where things get interesting.
After he moved into Ryokurin Ryo, he has rarely returned home,
and spent a boring life without any hobbies or girlfriends.
But several months ago, he met Miya Igarashi who attends Suminohana Girls' High.
How did they find out things like that?
Despite the fact that Igarashi already has a boyfriend named Tenma Koizumi...
there he goes again.
Will he or will he not be able to make it out with Igarashi?
Those around him was curious about the outcome but...
Hold it right there!
Are you sure the report says that, sempai?!
Why don't you check it out yourself?
Here.
Edited and Subtitled by Operation X
Translated by Yoshiyuki Yamaha
This video was subtitled by fans for fans.
This video is not for rent.
God grants us encounters so that we
Can share the precious moments with someone else.
If you have an honest smile and just a little courage,
Even the most painful memories will fade away someday.
Come and join us in this Green Paradise,
Although you won't find any considerate fellows here.
We are the No-Brand_Heroes
We're shining
We are the No-Brand_Heroes
Brighter than the sun,
Embracing the only future in this world.
Lots of things happened,
but I hope you enjoyed our video.
All of us in Greenwood
had lots of fun being in this video.
Someday, somewhere,
till we meet again.
- from all of us at Greenwood -
Mata ne.
END